Sunday, November 6, 2011

Greenhouse update in pictures...

As I haven't updated the blog since last month, it now badly needs it as we have made some major strides in greenhouse construction despite having little free time to do so and frequent engineering challenges.

What follows is a record of our progress building this thing.  I will use this meager platform to offer only one bit of advice... if you decide to build a building yourself, for the love of everything holy, USE PRE-ENGINEERED TRUSSES.  They are not fun to design and build, and even after you do so you'll find out how much the tiny mistakes you make (and you WILL make them) add up to huge problems when you try to install them.

That is all.  Now let's roll that beautiful bean footage...






















































Saturday, October 8, 2011

Greenhouse progress...


Now that we finally, finally (finally) got a break in the weather here in Central Ohio (meaning it hasn't pissed cold rain consistently for at least 24 hours running), we're jumping on the opportunity to get major construction begun on the greenhouse.  The weather this weekend was absolutely gorgeous, with nary a cloud to be seen, temps in the cofortably seventies/eighties, and a pleasant breeze.  

Our goal this weekend was to get all the posts set in concrete.  Having to continually wet-vac six to ten inches of smelly stagnant water out of each of twenty-one holes is a chapter of this construction saga that I am quite content to put behind us.


The remaining skids of cement got delivered on time, and they even helped us remove the skid that had been completely blocking our barn entrance.  In a seemingly impossible boon, we found that the some fifty bags of concrete that had been sitting outside (albeit under roof and tightly tarped/wrapped) through one of the soggiest early falls in recent memory were not affected in the least, and had not set up despite all the moisture in the air.  
























Our second-biggest advantage was my new 4.1 cubic foot cement mixer.  This bad boy can easily mix two 80lb. bags at a time, and makes what is normally the most grinding part of cement work much easier.  You do  however still have to lift each bag off the skid and into the top of the mixer.  Thus, I am still crushingly sore.


At the end of Saturday, we managed to get nine out of twenty-one poles in the ground, including all four corners.  The day also featured a full-tilt cleaning binge followed by a visit from family friends and fellow antique mavens the Streffs.  I gave them a grand tour of the property, found maple trees in my swale (must remember to tag them before the leaves drop so I know which ones to tap come wintertime), and even found an old brown glass Adolph's Meat Tenderizer bottle sticking out of the mud.  

An especially trying Sunday found us needing to "move" a 34-inch deep hole a good six inches through gravel and clay, we FINALLY crossed the finish line, and finished pouring the last post hole just as dusk and clouds of ravenous mosquitoes settled in upon us.

Broken and exhausted (but jubilant) we limped back inside for dinner on Sunday.  Next up... framing!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Paw paws go mainstream!


Great and lengthy piece on NPR this morning about the joyous "secret" that is the paw paw.

They even covered the Ohio Paw Paw festival, which Leah and I had an absolute ball at earlier this month.

Hooray for widespread coverage of a local, sustainable, forage-able and delicious food source!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Please pardon our dust...

Please pardon the obvious visual inconsistencies whilst we update the blog template. Thanks for your patience!

Monday, September 19, 2011

Summer into fall...

As the heat of summer smolders down and gives way to chills in the morning air (and sudden severe cravings for yams?), it seems that the seasons are changing again here in Ohio.

The days left in calendar year 2011 are dwindling, and here at the farm I once again find myself struggling to stand up to the massive pile of projects and expectations I've heaped upon myself for completion before hard winter sets in.



Having waved the white flag of surrender in the veg garden somewhere in our sopping wet spring, our efforts during the growing season this year instead focused on infastructure. We constructed a low stone wall around the entire house, as a permanent home for perennial herbs and small fruit bushes. Farther out from the house, we also built and installed around twenty raised beds, each approximately eight by four feet. Some of these are now filled with composting organic matter and horse manure, but a bunch still need to be filled before the end of fall. The still massive pile of said manure compost sits patiently in the adjoining field as a constant reminder that our work is not nearly done.

We planted a fair number of new trees on the property, bringing us up to around 80 distinct cultivated varieties of fruits and nuts (excluding the various wild and native species that abound here). We tripled the size of our budding little vineyard (in theory, we'll see which grapes actually come back in the spring).


We designed and have begun construction on what will eventually be a four-season, fully passive solar greenhouse (That's my father eyeballing some measurements above). While time doesn't permit us to complete all the insulation and heat sink construction that would allow us to use it year-round before winter, we are hoping to get it walled and glazed so we can at least start seeds on a much larger scale come April.


Our most aged structure at the farm, "Lena" the barn, finally gave up over Labor Day weekend and started collapsing wholesale. As her position relative to the new construction site made this process a huge safety risk, we decided to help her along and take her the rest of the way down. It was with a distinct sadness that we crudely imploded a beautifully engineered and functional structure that had admirably and humbly stood every test of time for well over a hundred years (at least). We will be salvaging as much of her wood and slate as possible, both for use here at the farm and also for sale locally to help offset the cost of greenhouse construction.

So there's manure to fork and a greenhouse to build and some 1,800 sq. feet of rubble and barn debris to sort through and store. There's my busted truck to repair myself, at least enough to get me to work a handful of times when it gets especially snowy this winter. There's a huge amount of firewood in the shed that needs chainsawing, splitting, and stacking. Thanks to some most awesome growers I met this past weekend at the Paw Paw festival, I even have some hops vines and a few fig trees for whom I need to find proper planting locations.

And that's just before winter! After the weather starts keeping us in, a whole separate crop of projects arises.

I will of course endeavor to update this more often, but as stretched thin as my time often gets, blogging can often be the first to fall to the wayside. I may try to boost both my posting on and promotion of this blog over the winter... so stay tuned for that (maybe).

Monday, June 20, 2011

F*@k apple trees.

Seriously. F*@k 'em. I'm over it.

Never have the malevolent forces of nature conspired so uniformly against the survival of a single living organism as they have against the common apple tree.

Came home last night after a weekend away to find that the only one (out of thirty or so) apple trees that had managed any kind of significant growth since planting had been ravaged and broken completely in half... presumably by deer.

No sooner have my apple trees produced some new branch or leafy cluster than it is savagely torn off and consumed by the local fauna. The ones I planted a year and a half ago (those that survived having all their bark gnawed off by the goddamn rabbits, that is) are exactly the size they were when I planted them. If by some happy mutation they managed to grow thrice as fast, they would merely become a welcome boon to the local deer population, remaining unchanged in size.

At this rate, they'll never get big enough to suffer any real disease (or set fruit) but I can only imagine the parade of worms, fungus and pests that would all too-happily line up to devour them if they did.

Meanwhile, my 2-year old apricot trees are 8-feet tall, my peach trees multiply in size each year, and my pears continue healthy and unmolested. I am seriously considering bailing on the exercise in frustration that is apple growing and focus instead on the types of fruit that require far less cursing.

I love apples dearly... even aside from their many delicious culinary uses, they are tremendously important to me because they constitute exactly one half of my "Plan for Future Sustainable Inebriation", but enough is enough.

I am not allowed to shoot the deer because the Ohio Division of Wildlife does not consider them to be a nuisance species (or rather, only considers them to be a nuisance species for 3 or so months out of the year). The not-so-subtle subtext there is that they don't bother with deer because deer don't eat corn or soybeans. If they did, rest assured their season would be expanded year-round, and they would be summarily hunted to extinction in Ohio... because corn and soybeans are important, and what I grow on my small plot of land is not. I would spend more time being outraged by this if I had the time to sit at home and shoot deer as they grazed on my trees... which I currently do not. As such, then, it doesn't matter anyways.

I wonder now if it would not be the saner part of valor to abandon apples entirely, and spend my time instead learning to brew hooch from mulberries, peaches, apricots, and other less needy fruit?

Monday, April 4, 2011

No time, no time at all...



Just back from a stellar weekend in Cleveland with Leah. Long form forest walks, some great live music, some hours at the Botanical Gardens and Art Museum, and a gutbusting supper at Melt Bar and Grilled hopefully gave me the shot in the arm to weather out these last few weeks as Winter and Spring keep fighting for control of the weather.

The arrival of spring (in some form, at least) is undeniable. Lilies and other early growers are pushing up all over, the grass is apparently back to growing, and some of the little buggies are even up and around already.

With a weekend work trip to Los Angeles quickly looming alongside the dark low clouds of our first proper spring storms here in Central Ohio, I'm starting to get nervous.

It's now April 4th, and I haven't yet started any seeds indoors to transplant outdoors in a little over a month's time (perhaps a backlash to last year's erroneous decision to start them in February). I've got some 35 baby fruit trees and shrubs that have just showed up via various delivery services waiting (hopefully) patiently in the garage for me to find a place for them in the ground.

I fly out for LA right after work on Friday, so I have a mere four odd after-work evenings to get everything planted. Using last year's planting endeavors as a guide, this is at least a full weekend's work, and at this point I'm wondering how in the world I'm going to get it all done.

As I joked to a friend, if my neighbors catch sight of me out in the field in the middle of a night, digging by flashlight, I hope they know it's just baby tree roots I'm burying. Eek.

Somewhere in the spacious and lovely Cleveland Metroparks...